Michael Joyce for Alderman - 1891
“The
only Michael Joyce has given way to the earnest entreaties of his friends and
consented to become a candidate for alderman in Ward 6 as the workingman’s
representative.”1
1
“Ald.
Michelangelo Joyce : A Talk With the Coming Statesman of Ward 6” Hamilton
Spectator. September 15, 1891.
One of the most familiar characters in
downtown Hamilton during the 1880s and 1890s was an Irishman by the name of
Michael Joyce.
A carter by profession, Michael joined
his fellow carters at the Carters’ stand near the court house, where those in need
of a wagon and driver would go to hire someone to pick up and deliver whatever
needed to be picked up and delivered.
While awaiting to be hired, the carters,
at their stand, engaged in raucous discussions on the issues of the day, among
themselves and with passersby who might want to join in the debates.
Issues relating to the operations of
Hamilton’s mayor, aldermen and city staff were among the most frequent topics
of interest. Michael Joyce was one of the most opinionated as regards local
municipal affairs. He gained his knowledge on Hamilton City Hall affairs from
the local press and from his very frequent personal appearances at committee
and council meetings.
As the upcoming elections for the new
Hamilton council, to take office early in January, 1892, approached, many of
Michael Joyce’s friends and acquaintances urged him to back up his usually
negative opinions about Hamilton municipal goings-on by running for alderman
himself. If successful, Michael could perhaps do more that criticize, but could
help fix things.
What follows is a transcription of an
interview Michael conducted with a member of the Hamilton Spectator contingent
of reporters.
In it, an attempt was made to
phonetically capture Michael’s broad Irish accent in print. While, it may seem
that Michael was being made fun of, it is also possible that it is very close
to being a verbatim transcription of the loquacious cater.
“He (Michael Joyce) has a grand scheme
on tap to tax the property owners 4 or 5 mills extra in order to provide
constant labor on the corporation for Michael and his friends.
“ ‘Oi haven’t matchured the whole uv
me scheme,’ said Mike this morning, ‘but wait till Oi’m elected.’
“Mike was born in Sligo, Ireland on
Jan. 12, 1840. ‘Me wife wuz born there too, just over furninst th’ town, dy’
see,’ to use his own words. ‘Her name wuz Chambers. We wuz what ye call honest people’s
sons. D’ye see, now? Say, whaht d’ye go on wid yeze; Oi had nuthin’ to do with
the dynamite outrageous at all. Don’t go putting anny uv that in.
“ ‘Well, to resume : Me wife’s brother
sint us out here and paid our passage, d’ye see now? Yes, we left dear ould
Oireland becaze we wuz there nigh on two year but Oi couldn’t get along there
at all becaz Oi cudn’t speak Frinch, d’ye see now? An’ bedad ye can’t have no
pull on the corporashun in Quebec if ye can’t parlevoo.
“ ‘ Well, as Oi wuz sayin’ ; we come
up here in ’83, an’ Oi’ve bi nere iver since. Oi wuz a coachman in the old
country to Sir Robert Gore-Wood, d’ye see now? An’ now Oi’m goin’ to run fur
alderman as the workin’man’s candidate. Put that down – the workin’man’s
candidate.’
“’Well, Mike, you’ll have to be well
posted on the questions of the day to keep up your end in the council. By the
way, what are your view on the passage of the Dardanelles by the Russians?’
“Phat the divil is the Dardanelles
anyway? Sure these question we’ll have nuthin’ to do wid in the council. Nor
yet the corrupshun at Ottaway. The question uv the hour is to provide lots uv
work an’ big wages for th’ workin’man. Oi’m his friend, d’ye see now? Put that
down strong!’
“ ‘What are your views on
representation by population?’
“ ‘Well, my view is that some uv the population
is no good, an’ it would be better to have a few substantial people we cud tax,
d’ye see now? A few mills one way ot th’ thither wudn’t be missed, an’ it wud
be gud for all the workin’men. Oi’m the workin’man’s friend. Phat’s my opinyun
uv secret societies? Oi don’t believe in them. Oi’m a member of the Shak’speare
club, that’s all. Oi’ve walked with the Orangmen, too, in Sligo, but Oi vasn’t
a member, d’ye see, but Oi jest did it fur devilment. That wuz before Oi wuz a
workin’man’s candidate.
“ ‘ Am Oi a timerperance man? Well, Oi’m
a teetotaler, but Oi take a glass of beer occasionally. Don’t mind if Oi do!
Say, now, has yeze got a vote in the wahrd?’ ”1
Michael Joyce was
unsuccessful in the Hamilton municipal election of 1891, but in later years, he
sets his sights higher, and would run for mayor.
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